My current state of misery has at least provided me with some time to catch up on weblogs I like. I have missed out on a number of bruhahas, small and large (no big deal). But I also missed out on some really good stuff. Such as this post by Alison Kent which made me laugh. Especially wonderful today.

An excerpt:

1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

This is the kind of humor I appreciate at the moment. Word play that makes me giggle without starting a hugh coughing fit. Thanks, Aliaon.