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February 1, 2005

...not as I do.

I've had a lot of emails recently with people asking when Fire Along the Sky will be out in paperback. I wish I had a definitive answer, but the best I can do is this: sometime between August and December of this year. Publishers set their schedules according to a bigger picture, and I have no voice in that process. I wish I could give more reliable information, but that's all I have.

You should know that as an author, I am both pleased and distressed by questions like this. Somebody wants to buy my book: that's great. That's encouraging. That same person is impatient, and wants the next book or the next edition right now: that's also encouraging, in a way, but it's also distressing. I think Robin Williams once said the life of a comic was hard because people were always pointing at you and demanding: be funny!

The writer's equivalent, of course, is that every day I should be putting out a solid chapter. If I could do that, I'd have a novel in 30-50 days. But I can't.

You should also know that when I am on the other side of the equation, I am also impatient and less than understanding. Just today I was wondering about Lee Child, Dennis Lehane, Stephen Hunter, GM Ford, John Sandford. What are these guys doing, playing poker someplace instead of working on their next novels? Because I'm ready to read them: right now.

They can't be funny on cue, either, and that's something I have to live with. But it does occur to me: why don't I get invited to the poker game? Except for the obvious reason that (1) I don't know any of these guys and (2) I don't play poker. In fact, I'm terrible at card games -- at all games -- pretty much without exception. And I really stink at Scrabble. All the pressure, all those tiny squares looking at me, demanding that I arrange them into a word that will knock out the competition, demanding that I produce, right now, right now, right now. Can't do it. Never could.

you have to have a sense of humor

... or you'll never survive in this business. Thus I point you to the Book of Fanfic by Manna at LiveJournal, starting with an excerpt from Chapter One.

1: And it came to pass that some people wrote fanfic, and they had themselves a high old time of it, and why not, for it was fun.

2: And it came to pass very shortly afterwards that others read these writings, and thought that they were not Good, and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

3: "Lo!" they said. "This badfic is a plague upon the nations of the Earth. For how hard is it to get a beta reader? Or to run spellcheck? Or use the holy powers of logic? Or write the characterisations *I* like? Or do *normal* pairings? Verily, these writers are crap."

If you are unfamiliar with fanfic and new to this weblog, you might want some backstory, here before you go read the rest of the gospel according to Manna.

Also, I am still finding broken image links since I moved the weblog to this server. I'm fixing them as fast as I can, so please bear with me.