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January 30, 2004

suggestions

Not so long ago I got cranky about at least one of Pat Holt's ten mistakes writers make (please note: I got a gracious email from her in response to my ping, and I'm feeling a little sheepish about just how cranky I really was). Then I ran into a series of crankinesses about Elmore Leonard's ten rules for writers, one of them from the Times Literary Supplement which ended with this bit of high-handed advice: "Our rule for the cultivation of good writing is much simpler: stay in, read, and don't limit yourself to American crime fiction." Addendum: The Elegant Variation has posted the entire TLS review in a comment here.

I'll admit that I thought Elmore Leonard's list was a bit vague ("10. Try to leave out the part that readers tend to skip. ") except where it was too specific ("3. Never use a verb other than 'said' to carry dialogue.")

So I'm going to list my suggestions (three at a time until I'm bored) and give other people a chance to bash at me. It's only fair.

1. When in doubt, read the passage out loud (1) to yourself (2) to somebody else you like (3) to somebody else you don't like. Take the average of all three reactions. If you still have absolutely no idea if the damn thing is any good, at least you will have succeeded in wasting another hour.

2. Hit a wall? Take a page-long scene with dialogue you like from a novel you admire. Write it out longhand, but switch all the genders of the characters. This will either paralyze you for a week or give you good ideas.

3. Take a random page from your manuscript and highlight every occurence of 'very' in yellow. Now go through and highlight every adjective in blue and every remaining adverb or adjective (in case you're not sure of the difference) in pink. If you've got rainbow-esque page in front of you when you are finished, delete all of the highlighted terms . Now put back only one out of ten. Choose carefully. (If you've got no pink, yellow or blue on the page, you're in a minimalist sink-hole and you'll need professional help to get out.)

Argument

Monty Python, my love.

M: I came here for a good argument.
A: No you didn't; no, you came here for an argument.
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn't.
M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
A: No it isn't.