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December 16, 2003

I just met a wonderful new man. He's fictional but you can't have everything.

Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job.

and a particular favorite of mine:

I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you!

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Your luck's about to change, cher.

I know Jenny Crusie would get this one, but will anybody else?

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because I'm too distracted to write anything real

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

this is an easy one, no?

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